Illinois Criminal Has 'Glorious Hair' But He's Clumsy and Dumb

An Illinois man tried to rob an Oak Park, Illinois Walgreen's location, and man did he have some "potentially glorious" hair. OakPark This guy "cou...

November 23, 2022
3:58 AM

An Illinois man tried to rob an Oak Park, Illinois Walgreen's location, and man did he have some "potentially glorious" hair. OakPark This guy "could" have got away with this if we wasn't so clumsy! Our criminal entered a Walgreen's and started stuffing can after can after can of HAIRSPRAY into his jacket. What in the world would one guy do with so much hairspray? Was he having a "salon party," is that even a thing...Did I just make that up? I'm at a loss on this one.Anyway, when Fabio tucked all the cans of hairspray into his jacket and tried to leave the store, cans started falling out and hitting the floor.

Ctain Jack